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Just what I have always wanted to do to the FEW friends I have!!!

07:10 May 31 2006
Times Read: 792


Prank your friends and family on AIM, AOL & ICQ using our IM Prank Bot! Put in their screenname and a computer will talk to them for ten minutes using a highly advanced Artificial Intelligence system. After the ten minutes are up, the conversation will be displayed. This way you can make fun of them for actually talking to a computer!



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At least I didn't get Lestat...

05:25 May 29 2006
Times Read: 843














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Indeed - but am I the ony one who is irritated by the misspelling that is rampant in these idiotic quizzes?



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Papa was a Rolling Stone...and when he died - all he left us was alone

20:19 May 28 2006
Times Read: 835


My Daddy's Naval Academy Picture - Lucky Bag 1963





(Note: you may need to highlight the text - for some reason it keeps disappearing)

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Someone is looking for my Dad - I just sent him an e-mail. I miss my dad every day...

20:16 May 28 2006
Times Read: 837


Received 5/28/06 from a lady who is married to my Father's best friend at the Naval Academy:



"Hi Cheryl - How are you doing? Still going to Scotland? I hope that all is well with you. I came across this posting at http://www.vva.org/TheVeteran/2002_08/locator.htm that may be of interest to you. Sounds like a Vietnamese who may have known your father during the war. The message was in 2002, so it is old."



Looking for U.S. Naval Officers Lt. Cdr. Smelley and Lt. J. Goodman, River Patrol, Div. 594, 1969-71. Also, Lt. Goodwin, U.S. Adviser, River Patrol Div. 59, 1971-73, or any U.S. Riverine Force Associations. Contact: Hien Chi Lam, (edited this out for privacy)


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Some test from Rum and Monkey

19:59 May 28 2006
Times Read: 853


What kind of looter am I? You decide!You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!Brought to you by Rum and Monkey





I SERIOUSLY hope that I don't look like this guy!!

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Country Music Joke

05:29 May 27 2006
Times Read: 906


What do you get when you play a country/western song backwards?











Your truck, your dog and your girl back.


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Batman Joke...OR NOT???

05:08 May 27 2006
Times Read: 909






Holy Cat Hair Batman!

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Brak

05:03 May 27 2006
Times Read: 911


Brak sings, he is masculine but sensitive, he is the drummer for Pearl Jam.



He's so cool that Andy Warhol painted him:







See - I told you.


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Space Ghost Coast to Coast!!

04:48 May 27 2006
Times Read: 915


Now I know why I am having these weird dreams about Batman/Bat-Daire/Bat-Mantis...







SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST!



It is an insipid conspiracy by my brain. Adam West is the guest being interviewed by Space Ghost.



And Zorak is dressed up like "Bat-Mantis"...









...now I know...now I understand....





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My Favorite Christmas Carol

07:19 May 26 2006
Times Read: 940


JINGLE BELLS



BATMAN SMELLS



ROBIN LAID AN EGG







BATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL



AND THE JOKER RAN AWAY




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Something is WRONG with Nicholas Cage

00:06 May 26 2006
Times Read: 950


He named his poor kid Kal-el.



Joining the ranks of other wacky fucks like Gwyneth Paltrow (Apple), Jason Lee (Inspektor Pilot) and Demi Moore (all her daughters).



No offense - but Nick is the worst. The poor kid is going to get mercilessly teased. And I don't care HOW rich and famous his pop is - kids are BRUTAL, lest Nick forgot.



What happened to Hank? or Jake? or Mike?



Kal-el? If Superman were REAL and lived on Earth - even HE wouldn't name his son Kal-el. Probably name his kid something like Dave.


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Who is my STEP-DADDY?

07:03 May 24 2006
Times Read: 976


Your STEP-Daddy Is Johnny Depp


What You Call Him: Pops



Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy




My daddy is in the Jedi Wisdom section for good reason - but Mr. Depp can be my Step Dad any day! Whoo Hoo!



(is it just me or in this pic does Johnny look like that guy from the 69 Eyes?)

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Band with the Same Taste in Music as Moi? No surprise here:

04:54 May 24 2006
Times Read: 984


The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music




See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)



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My Theme Song is:

04:53 May 24 2006
Times Read: 985


Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys


"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"

Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!"



You love to party hard and cause a little trouble...

And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house!


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I wouldn't be a good candidate for the Tonight Show's "Jaywalking"!

04:49 May 24 2006
Times Read: 987


You Passed the US Citizenship Test


Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!


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Who Should Paint Me?

04:48 May 24 2006
Times Read: 988


Wow - this was a surprise!



Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol


You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait

You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!


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Thanks to Daire for this quiz link - I ACTUALLY STOLE IT FROM HIM!

04:29 May 24 2006
Times Read: 989


Your Extroversion Profile:
Assertiveness: Very High
Sociability: High
Activity Level: Medium
Excitement Seeking: Medium
Cheerfulness: Low
Friendliness: Low

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I am the angel of Peace? Sure.

00:37 May 22 2006
Times Read: 1,006



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16:46 May 21 2006
Times Read: 1,014


What is your stand on.....
Abortion?:Keep it Legal holes
Death Penalty?:Get rid of lethal injection and I am for it - we need more public hangings!
Prostitution?:weekly VD check ups make it fine by me
Alcohol?:in moderation
Marijuana?:everyday
Other drugs?:as needed - no coke, heroin or that crap
Gay marriage?:Why do they want to act like heteros? Thought they wanted to be "different"?
Illegal immigrants?:Shoot them
Smoking?:Not for me - I quit
Drunk driving?:not a good idea ever
Cloning?:I will take one
Racism?:I identify more with "stupidism"
Premarital sex?:Fuck Marriage
Religion?:leave me out of it
The war in Iraq?:We should've sent James Blunt over there. They would've surrendered in a week.
Bush?:I prefer trees
Downloading music?:who cares if you pay for it?
The legal drinking age?:there shouldn't be any age
Porn?:I prefer to make my own with some hot man! Why watch it when you can do it?
Suicide?:Queen says it best - Nobody gives a damn
Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d

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KISS 2006!

11:44 May 21 2006
Times Read: 1,019






They haven't changed much. Still look better with the makeup.

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Momma Shark - South Park Style

11:29 May 21 2006
Times Read: 1,020


My daughter made this for me as a representation of myself in South Park (one of the best damn shows ever) mode.



My South Park name is Bon-ny Scott.




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Gee - I have been wearing a Thoth amulet for YEARS! Now I know why.

12:25 May 20 2006
Times Read: 1,043


Take the quiz: Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent?



Thoth, God of Wisdom and Learning


Thoth was said to be self-created, along with his wife Ma'at. He was said to be represented by a baboon, these grave facial features displaying extreme thoughtfulness. He supposedly carried a pen and scrolls with him, with which he records all things.

You are a very intelligent individual. You know what is important in life, and that you have to be smart to live in this world. Perhaps you get a bit too caught up in books, to the point where you are oblivious to other things, but for the most part, you are wise and thoughtful. People can depend on you for advice and you can always give those crucial words of wisdom when they are most needed.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


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VOTE!!! What kind of Pirate am I?

11:13 May 20 2006
Times Read: 1,045


It's up to you to help decide!



What kind of pirate am I?

You decide! You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!



Brought to you by Rum and Monkey





Rum and Monkeys, eh? ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!







WAIT - 2 people have voted for me as a Heart throb Pirate? are you two freaking BLIND? I am NOT that attractive! sheesh

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Rock of the Westies – Concept Album Idea

05:22 May 19 2006
Times Read: 1,066


Based on the 1975 Elton John Album, "Rock of the Westies" this was an idea that I had and presented in 8th grade English class.



I got an "A".







The scene is Metropolis – gangs (Street Kids) roam the streets and are suffering under the brutality of the police, other gangs and big business – especially J. Van Peyton III who runs the biggest business and also owns the mob.



Our hero is Dan “Dare” Foster, reluctant leader of the ‘bama boys gang. He longs to get out and play his guitar for a living, but knows that with his low birth and record his chances of ever finding his dream are nil. The ‘bama boys gang has ruled the streets in their neighborhood ever since Dan took over. He is a smart guy who uses his mind for more than planning the next fight.



The gang consists of both men and women. His best friend is Clive Abrahms, a weapons specialist who has a girlfriend from Jamaica – the Island Girl, Tamera Twist. Dan used to date Shelia Turner, but he caught her cheating on him with a recent parolee who she used to date and dumped her. She still wants Dan back, but can’t get anywhere near him. There is also Pumper – the heavyweight of the gang. He is mostly muscle and little brains, but has a heart of gold. Dagwood is the funny man. He loves a good joke – at anyone’s expense. Juarez is a ganger that imitates the Spanish culture…he travels for the gang to get the drugs they sell and has recently returned from Mexico. Shelia’s best friend is Emmy, Dagwood’s gal. She is handy with a blade and can really turn heads. The gang’s inner circle is rounded out with Carmen, Brad and Dean. They are all loyal to the ‘bama boys and each other. Carmen used to date Juarez but left him to date Dean. There are various hangers-on but they are not speaking roles.



J. Van Peyton III has a beautiful daughter, Elizabeth. She becomes the target of a plot by a rival gang (Frazz) for kidnap. Dan, Clive and Dagwood all over hear the plot and decide to foil the plan and kidnap the girl for themselves. The ransom is a cool $5 million. Dan knows with this kind of money he can get out of Metropolis and play his guitar, surf and live on a beach for the rest of his life. He desperately wants out of the life he has. The gang gets Elizabeth as soon as she leaves her job as a teacher to preschool kids downtown. Elizabeth has a good heart and isn’t really aware of the corruption that surrounds her father. Since her mother died when she was a child, she has no siblings. Her dad has kept the truth of his real activities from her. The gang snatches her and once back at their main pad they taunt her (“Better Yell Help”). Elizabeth is scared but shows outward calm and remains collected no matter the threats that are dished out and earns Dan’s respect immediately. Not only is she beautiful, she is a good person who won’t give them the satisfaction of breaking down. Dan falls in love but wonders how anyone as truly beautiful and gracious as Elizabeth (who they tauntingly call “Lizzie”) could ever return his love. He despairs a bit over it and becomes somewhat harsh to her. Little does he know she returns his affections and the other girls tease her as they catch on with “Dan Dare – Pilot of the Future.”



Other various songs like “Island Girl” and “Grow Some Funk of Your Own” are performed at various group activities to highlight some of the supporting cast. “Hard Luck Story” is the song that Dan sings to Elizabeth when his defenses to her are dropping. Elizabeth finally declares her love for Dan. The main love song comes when, Dan decides that he must get her back to her father before he can’t let her go. He is cold and taunting to her and pushes her away. As they leave to return her, Dan, Clive and Dagwood get into a shooting match with Frazz members and Elizabeth is hit. While Elizabeth is in the hospital and Dan sits in a holding cell he sings “Bullet in the Gun of Robert Ford.”



The opera ends with Elizabeth’s recovery, her discovery of the whole plot from the police; her forgiveness to the man she loves and her rejection of her father. Dad suffers a heart attack and she is given control over his business. The last song is “Billy Bones and the White Bird” which plays as they literally sail off into the sunset.

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WOW MAN - this was a HUGE FUCKING SURPISE!!! I AM SOOOO SHOCKED!

23:24 May 18 2006
Times Read: 1,071


Take the quiz:
What Social Group are you in?

Your a Stoner
You love drugs and that is a given you live to die from drugs.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

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FATED? I would prefer DATED...and not in the antiquity sense!

20:38 May 18 2006
Times Read: 1,077


What Love are you Fated for?







Fairytale love... is what you dream of, and hopefully will find. You are a true dreamer and a creative wonder. You're sweet and shy, but don't take shit from anyone.

Note: This is much truer than anyone except maybe one guy here knows

You are hoping to one day stumble over another world and there meet the prince of your dreams. I wish you the best of luck, and remember: "No dream is ever too big, no dreamer ever too small"...!

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Sleep - God I love to sleep....

20:31 May 18 2006
Times Read: 1,081












How do you Sleep?










You are a peaceful sleeper. You recognize that sleep is a necessary part of life, and understand that there is no way for you to fully appreciate everything around you if you dont give yourself a break once in a while. You are a very calm and collected person who seems to have all of their ducks in a row, so to speak. You enjoy life without getting over-enthusiastic and appreciate harmony in all things.





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Fae? or not to Fae?

20:15 May 18 2006
Times Read: 1,082








What type of Fae are you?



Well the Nymph part is totally right...now where the hell is the "omaniac"?



Ba-ding!



I got a million of 'em folks - heh.

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Which Ancient Ruler Would I be? (Quizzes are so blase)

00:25 May 18 2006
Times Read: 1,091


You scored as Darius. You are Darius. And you rock my socks off. Following in Cyrus' wonderful footsteps, you continued to follow policies of complete religious and cultural tolerance. This way, the diverse peoples you ruled were able to live together under your Achaemenid empire. You did this with good organization, which further increased your success. Your empire was by far the greatest the world had ever seen during the 5th century BC.



To learn more about Darius, click here: Darius

Darius

92%

Alexander the Great

92%

Ashoka Maurya

92%

Chandragupta Maurya

83%

Han Wudi

83%

Cyrus

83%

Hammurabi

67%

Yu of China

67%

Wang Mang

58%

Liu Bang

58%

Xerxes

58%

Sargon of Akkad

33%

Maodun

33%

Qin Shihuangdi

17%
What leader of ancient/classical history are you?created with QuizFarm.com






WAIT A SEC: How can I score the same for both Darius and Alexander the Great considering that Alex kicked Darius Macedonian ass? Odd.

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What Paranormal gift do I control?

00:17 May 18 2006
Times Read: 1,098


Take the quiz:
What is your Paranormal gift?

Control of Fire
You're a little pyro, arn't you? Fire attracts you and you've learned how to control it, or even create that pretty little flicker of red, orange, and blue light. Be careful, though, you could set your friends, family, or even yourself on fire... try doing that to the enemies.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

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Which Colossal Death Robot am I? THE BEST KIND! D'OH!

06:31 May 13 2006
Times Read: 1,113


Bender!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

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Best Damn Day of the Year! heh

07:02 May 12 2006
Times Read: 1,114


Your Birthdate: July 1


You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.

You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.

Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.

You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.



Your strength: Your supreme genius



Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity



Your power color: Gold



Your power symbol: Star



Your power month: January

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My Stoner Nickname - (this was NOT a surprise - but I don't have dreds and I DO shower daily)

04:55 May 11 2006
Times Read: 1,115


Take the quiz: Whats Your Stoner Nickname?



Mother Earth


You are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probably dont shower much and have dreds (LIES - ALL LIES!). Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

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My Birth Month - THIS IS THE HARDEST QUIZ I HAVE EVER FUCKING TAKEN - EVER! ZOOLOGY WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS - ASTRONOMY? CAKE!

03:52 May 10 2006
Times Read: 1,120


Take the quiz: What does your birth month reveal about you?

July



Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has a reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotionally temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying.



Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!



TAKE THE QUIZ AND SEE HOW FREAKING HARD IT IS!!!!





THE ABOVE LOON WAS BORN ON THE FIRST OF JULY

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Mina's Freaking Epitath - As If I will EVER Die! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA

23:07 May 06 2006
Times Read: 1,132








Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


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Keys to my Heart? Have a pulse and a penis.

08:57 May 06 2006
Times Read: 1,134


The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.



In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.



You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.



You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.



Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.



Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.



You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.



In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

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