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Received 5/28/06 from a lady who is married to my Father's best friend at the Naval Academy:
"Hi Cheryl - How are you doing? Still going to Scotland? I hope that all is well with you. I came across this posting at http://www.vva.org/TheVeteran/2002_08/locator.htm that may be of interest to you. Sounds like a Vietnamese who may have known your father during the war. The message was in 2002, so it is old."
Looking for U.S. Naval Officers Lt. Cdr. Smelley and Lt. J. Goodman, River Patrol, Div. 594, 1969-71. Also, Lt. Goodwin, U.S. Adviser, River Patrol Div. 59, 1971-73, or any U.S. Riverine Force Associations. Contact: Hien Chi Lam, (edited this out for privacy)
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What do you get when you play a country/western song backwards?
Your truck, your dog and your girl back.
Brak sings, he is masculine but sensitive, he is the drummer for Pearl Jam.
He's so cool that Andy Warhol painted him:
See - I told you.
Now I know why I am having these weird dreams about Batman/Bat-Daire/Bat-Mantis...
JINGLE BELLS
BATMAN SMELLS
ROBIN LAID AN EGG
BATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL
AND THE JOKER RAN AWAY
He named his poor kid Kal-el.
Joining the ranks of other wacky fucks like Gwyneth Paltrow (Apple), Jason Lee (Inspektor Pilot) and Demi Moore (all her daughters).
No offense - but Nick is the worst. The poor kid is going to get mercilessly teased. And I don't care HOW rich and famous his pop is - kids are BRUTAL, lest Nick forgot.
What happened to Hank? or Jake? or Mike?
Kal-el? If Superman were REAL and lived on Earth - even HE wouldn't name his son Kal-el. Probably name his kid something like Dave.
Your STEP-Daddy Is Johnny Depp |
What You Call Him: Pops Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy |
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music |
See their whole playlist here (iTunes required) |
Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys |
"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!" You love to party hard and cause a little trouble... And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! |
You Passed the US Citizenship Test |
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! |
Wow - this was a surprise!
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol |
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! |
Your Extroversion Profile: |
Assertiveness: Very High |
Sociability: High |
Activity Level: Medium |
Excitement Seeking: Medium |
Cheerfulness: Low |
Friendliness: Low |
What is your stand on..... | |
Abortion?: | Keep it Legal holes |
Death Penalty?: | Get rid of lethal injection and I am for it - we need more public hangings! |
Prostitution?: | weekly VD check ups make it fine by me |
Alcohol?: | in moderation |
Marijuana?: | everyday |
Other drugs?: | as needed - no coke, heroin or that crap |
Gay marriage?: | Why do they want to act like heteros? Thought they wanted to be "different"? |
Illegal immigrants?: | Shoot them |
Smoking?: | Not for me - I quit |
Drunk driving?: | not a good idea ever |
Cloning?: | I will take one |
Racism?: | I identify more with "stupidism" |
Premarital sex?: | Fuck Marriage |
Religion?: | leave me out of it |
The war in Iraq?: | We should've sent James Blunt over there. They would've surrendered in a week. |
Bush?: | I prefer trees |
Downloading music?: | who cares if you pay for it? |
The legal drinking age?: | there shouldn't be any age |
Porn?: | I prefer to make my own with some hot man! Why watch it when you can do it? |
Suicide?: | Queen says it best - Nobody gives a damn |
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My daughter made this for me as a representation of myself in South Park (one of the best damn shows ever) mode.
My South Park name is Bon-ny Scott.
You are a very intelligent individual. You know what is important in life, and that you have to be smart to live in this world. Perhaps you get a bit too caught up in books, to the point where you are oblivious to other things, but for the most part, you are wise and thoughtful. People can depend on you for advice and you can always give those crucial words of wisdom when they are most needed.
It's up to you to help decide!
What kind of pirate am I?
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Based on the 1975 Elton John Album, "Rock of the Westies" this was an idea that I had and presented in 8th grade English class.
I got an "A".
What Love are you Fated for?
You scored as Darius. You are Darius. And you rock my socks off. Following in Cyrus' wonderful footsteps, you continued to follow policies of complete religious and cultural tolerance. This way, the diverse peoples you ruled were able to live together under your Achaemenid empire. You did this with good organization, which further increased your success. Your empire was by far the greatest the world had ever seen during the 5th century BC. To learn more about Darius, click here: Darius
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Your Birthdate: July 1 |
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January |
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The Keys to Your Heart |
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
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